Thursday, July 9, 2009

Pad-squad excellence

Here's my hope:

We trade Heath Bell, Jake Peavy and David Eckstein. And Brian Giles. And Kevin Kouzmanoff. We keep Headly and Gonzo. We trade CY. And our team loses 110 games (which is really impossible at this point in the season. Whatever)

Then we get Bryce Harper!

(He's 16! He's graduated highschool! He's at a community college! He hits .600!)

Right? And then we have salary flexibility! And the new owners will be willing to spend to make us show up at the park!

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